"I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." — Uncle Walt

Wait. Festering what?

Post date August 12, 2015

"It's not often an article makes me want to rip out my eyeballs, shove them in a nearby festering scrotum, tie them up and slap them repeatedly at my laptop screen..."

Best thing I’ve read in a while…

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