I was sitting in a pub tonight, drinking a Bass and just kind of looking around when I happened to overhear a conversation that made me want to just die!
(Now remember, read it with a really bad London accent, a la Eliza in My Fair Lady)
“I hate that bitch!”
“Who?”
“Sarah Jessica? Whatever her name is!”
“Sarah Jessica Parker?”
“Yes! I hate that bitch!”
“Why?”
“Because of that fucking show; Sex in the City! Because that fuckin? show caused my wife to argue with me! I hate that fuckin’ show!”
“Sex in the City? It?s a good show.”
“I hate the fuckin’ thing because one night my wife asks; ‘Why can’t our relationship be like the one on that show?? And I says ‘Cause it?s a show, it’s a fuckin’ show on the telly!”
I guess you had to be there but the sound of that guy yelling to the people he was with saying fucking so much, and it sounded like ‘Foocken’ with the slurred ‘u’ and the hard ‘k’ kind of like German. It was hilarious!