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nobody loves me.

Post date July 1, 2002
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Welcome to my day. If it wasn’t for the fact that I have friends in the office, I wouldn’t talk to anyone all day.

I am Da Beggs!!! People do love Da Beggs and there is proof, they even threw a furniture convention in Milan for him. Damn Beggs, I think he should celebrate this great day by enjoying a giant bowl of Gnocchi. Da Beggs is great and he Loves his Willy!

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