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Post date November 22, 2005
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According to my sources both “young russian sluts” and “young russian virgins” are waiting for me… I wonder if they wait together?

I hate spam.

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I don’t know if they wait together, but I bet we could trace the young Russian virgins’ virginity using event history statistical techniques. I’m thinking that their age of first sex probably follows a parametric hazard function, specifically a Weibull model. However, I could also see a semi-parametric Cox model with discrete time fitting well, or even a log-normal distribution.

I don’t know what scares me more the fact that you know that many big words or the fact that you thought it necessary to use the word Cox in your comment…

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