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Consume…!

Post date September 26, 2018

I can imagine three possible groups in the target audience for this product:

People with OCD
Teenage girls
People with maids who don’t have to actually fold and put away their tee shirts

All content and design is copyright Brian Jeffery Beggerly aka “beggs”, except where obviously quoted or used under Fair Use. All original content released under the Creative Commons Attribution License. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. Best viewed on mind altering narcotics. No user-serviceable parts inside. As seen on TV! No shoes, no shirt: no service. Quantities are limited, while supplies last. Terms and conditions are subject to change without notice. No hamsters aloud. Yes, that means you. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No preservatives added. Do not mix with alcohol. Slower traffic keep right. Please stay on the line and a representative will be with you when they’re done smoking crack. 100% not from concentrate. Do not block the intersection. No trespassing. No stopping or standing. Don’t even think about parking here. This disclaimer was stolen from too many sources to name and comes with no warranty expressed or implied. Wow, you’re still reading? That’s so sad. Seriously, stop it. Stop now. Go and look at the rest of the site. There’s nothing more to see here. Keep it moving. I’ll wait here. I’ll miss you. Come back soon. I think I love you.

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