“I’m very thankful that I get to blow stuff up with giant lasers for discoveries. And that’s my job, you know.”
Thomas White [unr.edu], in Physicists Blow Up Gold With Giant Lasers, Accidentally Disprove Renowned Physics Model [gizmodo.com], on Gizmodo.com
See also: Frigging Lasers Man [confusion.cc], AI Powered Tower Defense for my Kitchen [confusion.cc], Laser-Shaped Telescopic Glitter Clouds [confusion.cc], and Look at my Laser… pew pew! [confusion.cc].