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quotes ranting

Blogging for the bots

The nature of the web is changing, driven by the current AI gold rush. “Search” the gateway to the open Internet is becoming, and for many people has already become, “ask”. Ask and thou shalt receive, all the content of the web distilled by artificial minds to probabilistic summaries. Probabilities derived in a large part from all the good, bad and ugly content of the internet on which they are trained. Anyone who has spent any significant time on the web should understand why an AI trained in the uncensored filth of the Internet would hallucinate or spiral into a hate and bigotry spewing tin-foil hatted cyber-homunculus. Ask an thou shalt receive, confidently stated echo chamber reinforcing slop, as likely to be based on the barely coherent rantings of a damaged mind as knowledge from experts.

I’ve still yet to see why anyone should celebrate this. We used to think that access to knowledge was the problem. The internet put it all at our fingertips. That didn’t fix anything, in fact it seems to have made it worse. How is going from a system which required someone to actively participate in finding information —through searching and reading the results— to a system allowing passive consumption of answers presented as authoritative, accurate, complete and final, all while based on probability with no clear way to check it. I don’t doubt that technology can solve these problems, that with more time and effort this, or the next, version of AI can be made reliable and accurate. But I don’t think we are there and we rush headlong into the capitalist rush to monetize everything faster than society can adapt, marveling at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.

But I digress. My personal view of the quality and usefulness of the current crop of AI was not the point of today’s rant.

I wanted to point out this article that Phi Beta Kappa posted in late October. I can’t even tell if this article is serious or satire. But either way it gets its point across:

Though it has been discussed far less than the replacement of human writers, the replacement of human readers by artificial intelligence has lately become a real possibility. In fact, there are good reasons to think that we will soon inhabit a world in which humans still write, but do so mostly for AI.

Dan Kagan-Kans, in “Baby Shoggoth Is Listening” [theamericanscholar.org], published by The American Scholar, October 29, 2025

I wonder if AI ‘reads’ my blog? I doubt it. Stats for Confusion are in the low single digits a day, at best. Mostly people who must be desperate, looking for answer on page 5 or 10 of Google results. But maybe the AI crawlers will find me one day. Should I try block all the AI crawlers? I could update the robots.txt for Confusion. But I’m not that worried yet. If the AIs want to talk like me then so be it. And anyway, as the article on Phi Beta Kappa concludes:

The most depressing reason to write for AI is that unlike most humans, AIs still read. They read a lot. They read everything. Whereas, aided by an AI no more advanced than the TikTok algorithm, humans now hardly read anything at all…

Dan Kagan-Kans, in “Baby Shoggoth Is Listening” [theamericanscholar.org], published by The American Scholar, October 29, 2025

What a sad thought. Reading is among of the most beautiful of all human endeavors. I love cinema, and video games, and I enjoy many tv shows. But the nature of reading and the infinite worlds of imagination that it opens are beyond anything I’ve ever experienced in even the most awe inspiring moving images. No Hollywood budget or FX magic could ever come close to the worlds of imagination that great authors have put into my head.

So, if I am writing for the bots, so be it. I hope they dream…

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ranting

Using AI to block spoilers on social media

This week saw the release of the long awaited final season of Stranger Things. My younger daughter and I are still working our way through the previous seasons. We should have started earlier but, c’est la vie, we won’t be ready to start the new season for at least another week (I’m traveling for work which makes it worse…)

Yesterday when we sat down to watch a couple of more episodes of season 3 my daughter mentioned she had seen a minor spoiler for season 5 on Tik Tok or Instagram or whatever. She’s a teenager and she spend too much time doom scrolling, especially during the school holiday, which for Singaporean kids started recently.

This got me thinking. This sort of spoiler filled social media has been a thing for a while. I think it hit its height during the release of Avengers: Endgame. People want to talk about the shows or things they like (to say nothing of people who will do anything to make a living via social media…) and the algorithm is going to push that into your feed if it’s popular and you have ever interacted with any content it thinks is similar. So if you have ever scrolled through Stranger Things memes you’re going to get Stranger Things season 5 spoilers.

AI should fix this. The social media companies should have a function where I can tell their AI “I don’t want any Stranger Things spoilers”. And the AI should then filter all that shit out of my feed until I tell it otherwise. The sort of fuzzy logic language and image processing that GenAI is lauded for should be able to handle this.

In fact, this would be a good feature to clean up your feed about anything. The algorithms are too damn aggressive. Someone sends you one funny clip about something you don’t care about for a laugh and your feed is polluted with that shit for weeks as the algorithm begs you to interact with more of the same.

I have not found the “generate a unique emoji” or search with AI features of AI in social media apps to be of any utility. I think the ability to craft my feed through instructions to the AI would be much more useful.

Maybe they don’t want us to filter things out, I’m not sure if there is anyway to properly filter your feed, I’m too lazy to find out, the more bullshit in my feed the less I use social media. Which is a good thing. But maybe the issue is the AI is not really so powerful?

I’ve been frustrated with the AI they shoved into search in the past. I have not been able to find specific posts that include images or language I describe to the search AI with any success so maybe the AI is not so good. Several times I’ve tried to use the Meta AI in search to find a reel in Instagram where a specific creator talked about a specific topic so I can share it. It always fails. It can find the creator but doesn’t seem to filter the feed at all. It prompts for follow up questions but can’t seem to filter the first set of results for the input I give it. I’ve tried a first search for a creator and check, got them. Then, when I ask it to find the specific post where said creator talked about topic X? Nope, I get random fucking results about X and never the one from the creator I just searched for.

So maybe the AIs are not as good as they want us to think. Or maybe they just need to tune them. But I think a spoiler blocker, or a more general topic blocker, feature using AI would be very useful.

Categories
quotes

The question never really mattered

We laugh at life not because we have found the answer, but because we realise that the question never really mattered anyway.

Jonny Thomson (@philosophyminis [instagram.com]) in Nietzsche, Laughter [instagram.com], on Instagram

I love philosophyminis [instagram.com] on Instagram. Bite sized lessons in philosophy. A nice change among the mindless distraction of social media; the “funny people”, the “beautiful people”, and so on… This reel is about Nietzsche’s view that “we should laugh in the face of a meaningless world.” Which is one reaction to the current state of the world.

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photography

Explored

I got a notification yesterday of a comment on one of my photos:

Explore is Flickr’s feed of the most interesting photos on the site. In the more then 20 years I’ve been posting to Flickr, this is the first of my 19,743 photos and videos that has been selected for Explore.

Here is the photos in question:

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This one photo got over 3,000 views yesterday and more than 50 comments. That’s way beyond what any of my photos usually get:

Yea, so, that was cool.

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albums

Big Calm

Album
Big Calm
Artist
Morcheeba
Release Date
March 16, 1998

Big Calm [discogs.com] by Morcheeba [discogs.com], is a “fish store album”. It’s one of a handful of albums that I associate with zen and the art of cleaning fish tanks. I spent many hours listening to Big Calm while scraping algae off the insides of aquariums with a razor blade, and siphoning dirt —mostly fish poop— from the rock and crushed coral at the bottom of about 4,000 gallons of fish tanks. For most of 1998 and 1999 I spent many hours every week cleaning tanks at the fish store. Sometimes I even sold some fish, or coral while Big Calm played in the background.

There was always music at the fish store. There was way more hi-fi audio equipment than should be in a fish store. There was a pair of NHT 1.5 speakers connected to an Adcom CD player and amp. The CD player and amp were in the “pump room”, where the big filters for the coral tanks were, slowly being covered outside, and no doubt inside, by salt crust. There was a small pile of CDs that we cycled through; Cibo Matto‘s [discogs.com] Stereo Type A [discogs.com], Soul Coughing‘s [discogs.com] Ruby Vroom [discogs.com], the Beastie Boys‘ [discogs.com] Check Your Head [discogs.com], Ben Folds Five‘s [discogs.com] Whatever and Ever Amen [discogs.com]. I still have all of these CDs, but Big Calm is the one that gets the most play, followed by Check Your Head.

Big Calm was the first trip hop album I ever heard. It’s less heavy, less dark than Massive Attack‘s [discogs.com] Mezzanine [discogs.com] which came out just a couple of weeks later. Mezzanine is much more famous and, I would agree it’s the superior album. So why is Mezzanine not going to make my list of favorite albums while Big Calm is?

Basically it comes down to the fish store. The familiarity of Big Calm, hour upon hour of background music that is forever wrapped up with that feeling of zen while scraping algae off the tanks, feeding the fish, adding trace elements to the coral tanks, putting away fish, coral and plants on delivery days. Big Calm is part of an era of my life in a way that Mezzanine is not. So I keep going back to Big Calm when I want some beats.

Big Calm has a lot of do with my love of lofi style music, trip-hop, acid jazz and similar genre. A natural progression from the instrumental version of ATLiens [confusion.cc] and leading to DJ Shadow (who has yet to make a direct appearance on this list but will, when I get around to it), J Dilla, and more.

Want to listen? Here is the album on Apple Music:

or on Spotify: