confusionAlways loved a good quote
beggs
“Profit is to be found not just in pleasing dissatisfied customers, but in dissatisfying them in the first place so they will then pay to be pleased.”
Robert X. Cringely, You Can’t Get There From Here: The myth of bandwidth scarcity and can Team Cringely really make it to the Moon?” [pbs.org]
“The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam,”
Tsutomu Shimomura, from ‘Six Japanese Wikipedia ‘editors’ rapped‘ [scotsman.com], via Slashdot [slashdot.org]
“…vanilla fragrance can be effectively extracted from cow dung, and hamsters given Viagra cope better with jetlag.”
— Mason Inman, Poop Vanilla, Endless Soup Among 2007 Ig Nobels [nationalgeographic.com], National Geographic Online
“Apple AND Google have together more money than anyone except God, Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.”
Robert X. Cringely, “The Power of Six: Google’s plan for world domination. Also why the iPod Classic sucks.” [pbs.org]
“Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests purveying contradictory thoughts. Our Unification of Thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!”
Big Brother, Apple 1984 Macintosh commercial
See the commercial here [pulsar.esm.psu.edu] read about it here [wikipedia.org].