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On time, in budget, fit for purpose

In a meeting a customer asked, “do you want this deal.” At the time I did not answer him, someone else did, of course they said “yes”. But I do have an answer:

No.

I want a deal that can actually be delivered on time, in budget and fit for purpose.

That project, like so many others, was none of those things. How could it be when there was no business justification, no planning and no scope defined by the customer? Just a vague command from the top to jump and an assumption that the vendors would get around to asking how high before they landed. Why is it so hard to plan before you execute? Start ups may be able to live by the shotgun method of product selection —but most do in fact die by it. Big companies? It’s a recipe for mediocrity at best and, more often, wasted money.

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Secular Socialist Islamism

Could somebody slap Newt with a limp herring?

“I have two grandchildren — Maggie is 11, Robert is 9,” Gingrich said at Cornerstone Church here. “I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.”

Jonathan Chait in Gingrich Reductio Ad Absurdum on The New Republic [tnr.com]

Huh? I mean; What. The. Fuck?

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Fuck you Sony

Fuck You Sony

As usual, the cluster fuck that is content licensing [confusion.cc], means all kinds of suck for consumers. Fuck you Sony. It’s called the internet… it’s global, get a fucking clue.

P.S. In case you’ve been reading my rantings wayyyyyy tooooo long; Yes I still hate Sony! [confusion.cc]

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Do Not Hump

Do Not Hump

Yea, do not hump the 150 tons of explosives…

“But I just wanted to feel the power between my legs…”

Yes, childish. But funny none the less.

From a video about NASA railroad [youtube.com].

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Bet I can

Bet I can

RSS summary gives away the punch line.