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ranting

Thy Holy Handkerchief

Get your love rag ready…

“After the act of love,” read the instructions from the Rev. Moon’s conservative Family Federation, “both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief. Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up.”

If that doesn’t peek your interest enough to read this article [alternet.org] then I don’t know what will… Maybe your ‘”love organs’ are already owned by Satan!

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Pr0n

More about my misadventures in Shanghai at a future date… I’m still trying to scrub the rude crust of communist China off my face and ass… In the mean time let us talk about something much more important: PORN!

Slashdot [slashdot.org] has this post [slashdot.org] about a study in England that (duh) finds that more than half of 9-19 year old males (what about women?) have been exposed to online porn. Great! Desensitize the masses, soon the legal age for buying Hustler will be 10! Ain’t democracy great? You can’t read the full article unless you have a subscription to the FT but the best part is quoted in the Slashdot summary:

“To some men, Haynes argues, clicking on porn is simply a way to pass the time. It’s a hobby. Once they’d idly play solitaire; now they idly click on a porn site. Others, though, succumb to addiction: Most addictions are to do with internal emptiness, wanting to fill up dead space, and addiction is always destructive.”

Yea! But it’s not their own “internal emptiness” they want to fill up.

Of course this leaves many unanswered questions: How many males age 0-9 have been exposed to online porn? How many women aged 0-19 have been exposed to online porn? If they haven’t been exposed; why? Do they not own a computer or have access from school? And the best question of all: What religion are these 9-19 year old boys?

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ranting

shanghaied

I’m going to be heading to Shanghai next Wednesday for 5 days. Why? Cause it’s going to cost me next to nothing and I’ve never been there. Don’t really know what to do/see. Shanghai is mostly a shopping city I understand but Candice is not going with me. Oh well. If I get up early I can go see all the crazy Tai Che people down by the river.

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ranting

three blind mice

…will cost you about US$250 according to this article [cnn.com] on CNN:

A mouse with arthritis runs close to $200; two pairs of epileptic mice can cost 10 times that. You want three blind mice? That’ll run you about $250. And for your own custom mouse, with the genetic modification of your choosing, expect to pay as much as $100,000.

This brings ups all kinds of bad Richard Gere jokes and Moral questions. All of which have been thoroughly discussed over at slashdot [slashdot.org].

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travel

Kyoto, Japan — December 2005

Since posting this entry I have split the photos on Flickr into multiple sets by location. Click here to see the sets: Kyoto [flickr.com], Himeji [flickr.com], Uji [flickr.com], Nara [flickr.com] and Tokyo [flickr.com].

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After visiting some of my family in Paris, Candice and I flew to Japan to meet up with J███████, K– and J– in Japan to rain havoc on ‘the island nation.’ Of course J███████ and K– arrived some days before Candice and I so the three of them had headed to Kyoto before us and it was up to Candice and I to navigate the train system from Narita airport to Kyoto.

It wasn’t too bad actually Japanese efficiency being what it is. And meeting up with our co-conspirators in Kyoto was easy—look for the crazy Gaijin in front of the train station. From their we settled in our friendly little Ryokan and hit the sack so we could begin our adventures early in the morning.

Early in the morning it was snowing! Which is very cool because part of the reason for going to Paris and Kyoto in the dead of winter (aside for it being the best time to meet everybody’s schedules) was to get some cold weather in—it doesn’t snow in Singapore and possibly never has.

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We spent a week exploring (or re-exploring in the case of J███████, J– and I) Kyoto. We visited most of the major sites: Nijo-jo [wikipedia.org] where the Shogun [wikipedia.org] use to play, Ginkaku-ji [wikipedia.org] the Silver Pavilion and Kinkaku-ji [wikipedia.org] the Golden Pavilion. We revisited Heian Jingu [wikipedia.org] and visited a new (to us) site; Fushimi Inari-taisha [wikipedia.org].

We also ventured outside Kyoto to Uji [wikipedia.org] to visit the Byodo-in [wikipedia.org] a site J███████ and I neglected with S██████ on our previous trip. Also outside Kyoto we visited Himeji [wikipedia.org] to visit it’s famous castle [wikipedia.org]. And we returned to Nara [wikipedia.org] to revisit the Todai-ji [wikipedia.org] to see the big Buddha.

Of course all this visiting of various things in and around Kyoto was second to the big thing I did in Japan—I asked Candice to marry me and she said yes as already covered here [confusion.cc]. Done in the beautiful afternoon light at Kinkaku-ji.

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After all this running around Kyoto we returned to Tokyo for a few days and visited a few places; Meiji Jingu [wikipedia.org], Sensoji [wikipedia.org] and all the famous streets, train stations, etc. Mostly we were in Tokyo to shop and meet up with some of Jim’s local friends so we could drink ‘sake’ and ‘beeru’ and eat much pub food. Unfortunately Jim doesn’t drink more than a few mouthfuls anymore—it messes with his concentration when he is meditating!

All in all a wonderful trip (even aside from getting engaged!) Can’t wait to do another trip with these guys. Travel is most fun when you’re with a bunch of like minded fools!