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Thy Holy Handkerchief

April 17th, 2006

Get your love rag ready…

“After the act of love,” read the instructions from the Rev. Moon’s conservative Family Federation, “both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief. Hang the handkerchief[s] to dry naturally and keep them eternally. They must be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered and mixed up.”

If that doesn’t peek your interest enough to read this article [] then I don’t know what will… Maybe your ‘”love organs’ are already owned by Satan!

One Response to “Thy Holy Handkerchief”

I’m going to assuming that if you are tracking down the weird and wacky things Rev Moon has told his flock to do… then you’ve heard that he is the Sushi King Pin. ;) Makes me want to think twice about eating raw fish.