Some poor fishermen found some pirate treasure in the Maldives, true sunken booty: 1.6 tons of weed. The BBC has this short article [bbc.co.uk] on it. The best part:
[…] the scale of the drugs haul has caused tension among local people who are insisting that police must destroy it in a transparent manner.
Yes. They should have a bonfire in the middle of the village. That way everyone can be confident that the drugs were destroyed.