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pen pen!

Post date December 12, 2003
3 Comments on pen pen!

I want a damn penguin! [ penguinwarehouse.com ] Consider the Rockhopper or Gentoo penguin on my wish list!

3 replies on “pen pen!”

No, no penguin for you! Instead, BEAVERS AND DUCKS!

Your freezer is a little to high off the ground for a penguin.

I like the Rockhopper too…

not to change the subject…. but i notice no report on the 3rd lord of the rings movie. i’m a little disapointed beggs. i might see it tomorrow…. don’t know yet. catch you later

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