I don’t eat meat because I wouldn’t want to ingest an animal weak or dumb enough to enter a life of slavery under another species, that the only meat I would eat would be that of an animal which a human cannot actually kill.
Tim Rogers in Japan: It’s Not Funny Anymore [kotaku.com]
Oh that’s a good one… I’ll have to use that. Better than the classic I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants
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