Piss off

Piss on the floor

Why? Why? Why can’t men in Singapore piss in the urinal? Why? I’ve been in Singapore for more than six years now and in every office I’ve worked in and many, many, many public buildings it seems to be impossible to use the urinal without stepping in Piss. Despite the fact that the cleaning staff usually cleans the restroom more than once a day it is inevitable that the floor in front of the urinal will look like some drunk decided to piss on the wall. Why? And aren’t talking about some pub where everyone taking a piss is pissed and therefore can’t aim. I work in buildings filled with professionals. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I would have to try to miss the urinal when I pissed to make this much mess of the floor. What the fuck?