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IBK*: the death of writting…

A recent article [slashdot.org] on Slashdot [slashdot.org] asked about what features would be in your ideal instant messenger client/service? The best part of this article is a comment [slashdot.org] made by Atario [slashdot.org]:

A filter that slaps you in the face if you start typing in IM-speak.

“u” for “you”, “4” for “for”, etc.
More than one instance of “lol” per minute
More than two exclamation points (possibly mixed with ones) in a row
Smileys on more than one quarter of your messages
And so on.

I have to say; I would pay to install this IM client on other people’s computers!

IM and SMS typing “short-form” grammar is a small annoyance and in most cases you can read it no problem. I understand the original reasoning behind it: limited space and the inability to type full words at the same speed you talk.

In IM it’s very annoying when you are trying to type a reply—and taking the time to actually spell the words—to someone and they just keep typing away. By the time you finish your thought in full words they might be far beyond the subject. IM as a form of human interaction pales in comparison to speech. It has many of the same hurtles as writing in that regard. Long ago people developed some ways of conveying emotion in written communication: punctuation. Learn to use a comma, a period, an exclamation point. IM seems to have exaggerated the need for this crutches to express tone and emotion because unlike writing a letter, or a story/novel/book, IM is a real-time communication medium.

Because not everybody can type at 300 words a minute, people resorted to shortcuts like the above cited, “u” for “you”, “4” for “for” and a plethora of other, sometimes obtuse shortcuts (WTF, and OMFG, being some of the best.)

Being in college in at the turn of the century (boy do I feel old for some reason when I put it like that… let’s say at the millennium! There, that’s better.) I was in the breading ground for the IM explosion—everyone I new had a free internet connection and everyone had a computer. ICQ and, later AIM were the communication medium of choice. If you went to class you could leave it one and your friends could leave you notes, or, if you had a laptop (and wireless) you could talk to people during class because IM is only as loud as your typing (assuming you turn off the sounds.) Everybody used IM—all the time.

And it’s only gotten more popular. In the few years since I finished college IM has invaded the corporate space like nothing else—except maybe email and blackberries. I speak to people in my office, in other offices of my company and even to client in other countries over IM!.

A similar situation evolved with SMS. When I moved to Europe in 2001, SMS was a small time novelty in the US. In Europe it virtually was IM. Most everyone I new in college in Europe had an MSN messenger account—no one used AIM and only a few used ICQ (and it has been my experience living in Southeast Asia and working with people around the world that MSN is the big boy and AIM is only a power in North America.) But in Europe many people did not have a computer; a lot did but not the number of people in the US. What they all had was a cell phone.

Now a cellular phone was designed—originally—to be like a ‘land line.’ It was meant to make phone calls, voice phone calls. And up until recently and in a lot of ways still, that is how it is used in the US. In the rest of the world voice calls are expensive. When SMS was introduced it provided a cheaper way to communicate, this is especially important to the younger segment of the market, teens and college student with limited income—and a need to spend that income on music, games, drinking and club cover charges. Most of these people are ‘pre-paid’ mobile users. So the expensive voice call is even more expensive, and in many countries you have to (or had to) pay for incoming calls as well as outgoing calls.

Thus the market was ready to embrace a new, cheaper form of communication. Enter SMS. An afterthought on the part of the cell phone manufacturers to use up the last bit of room in data packets, SMS was first marketed to business men—or at least that’s the image I saw portrayed in commercials. But it was quickly picked up as the inside communication method by teens and college students. The fact that their parents could understand the concept or type on the key pad only increased the draw to this new communication medium.

So the ‘SMS Generation’ was born, and has spread around the world, even the US is now a big addict to text messaging. But, at least in the early days, there was one tinny little drawback to SMS; because the protocol was designed to take advantage of some ‘extra room’ on the network the messages had to be small—less than 160 characters in the early days. Today many phones and operators have the ability to utilize larger messages, but that feature came too late. People quickly adopted the IM method of ‘short-form’ to save space.

This degradation of language was taken to the extreme in Europe and other places where a number of languages were sitting close together. Because many of the people using SMS and IM outside the US are communicating with other people who do not speak the same native language English is often used as a bridge language between them. This poses a problem because people learn the shortcuts and bad grammar of SMS/IM short-form because they use it all the time. I witnessed this when I was at university in the UK first hand. I helped some of my friends that were not native English speakers with their papers for class. The common theme in all these papers was bad grammar. No one new more than the three basic punctuation marks: ‘.’,’!’ and ‘?.’ They didn’t know how to start a new paragraph. Sometimes a blank line between them and indention, sometimes no blank line but with indention and sometimes a black line and no indention—in the same paper. It’s wasn’t just ‘first draft’ typos either, they didn’t know that there was anything wrong. But the worst thing about these papers was the abbreviations and short-form. People actually used, ‘4’ in place of ‘for’ in a college paper! They would end sentences with ‘!!!!’ This is fine for SMS or IM or ‘blog-speak’ but these people did not know how to write.

In the years sense, working in the ‘real world’ that is now filled with the graduates of the SMS Generation, I see all these habits invading email. I have seen articles online about the slow degradation of the average persons writing skills and I see the evidence to support these papers everyday. Grown business me, who have college degrees but can’t write a coherent email any better than their 6 year old can. Now the prevalence of the blackberry has made email more like IM or SMS and this will only lead more and worse abuses of language. We seem to be in a state where language is devolving rather than evolving. Soon we people will be communicating in grunts rather than words. The writing teacher’s last hope for the salvation of man must lie in the banning of the blackberry on patent infringement charges. For this could well be the turning point in the battle to save writing skills!

* by the way, according to the Techdictionary’s Chat or text message abbreviation page this means “Idiot Behind the Keyboard.”

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what does it call itself?

I go by an unusual name in the day-to-day office environment. I use my nickname, beggs, that I have had since I was in elementary school. People in the office call me beggs and I sign all of my emails ‘\beggs.’ But some people have not caught on to how the name is spelled or spoken.

Now, even in the US ‘beggs’ is a rather unusual name and here in Asia, where most people are not native English speakers I don’t spend much time correcting people who don’t pronounce it quite right; becks, begg, begk and other harder to write pronunciations.

What gets me is that people continue to use these strange pronunciations of a fairly simple word (beg, as in the verb ‘to beg’ and add an ‘s’) after months of exchanging email. I get emails that say: ‘Hi Becks,’ or ‘Beg.’ Now this is a fairly small thing, except that after I have exchanged countless emails with you over the course of months, all signed, ‘\beggs’ you’d think people would catch on to the fact that my name is not Becks—I am not a German beer. When I write an email to someone I check any previous emails I have from that person to see how they sign their name. does M██████ Somebody sign ‘M██████’ or ‘Mike?’ It’s a simple thing to do and even if you don’t actively check the emails before you write a new one if you exchange emails with this person on a regular basis surely you would notice how they sign their name over-and-over again?

The best part of this whole saga, confirming my long standing dislike of commercial type people, is the fact that nearly 100% of the long term abusers of my name are commercial types—sales, presales, account managers, etc. I get emails from Engineers and Developers who I might only exchange two or three emails with and they open them, ‘Hi beggs.’ I’ve never met these people but they obviously thought that reading my entire email was worth their time. Sales people in my own company—in my own office—have been addressing my as ‘Becks’ for months.

Now I ask you: who actually reads their email?

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breaking news

According to my sources both “young russian sluts” and “young russian virgins” are waiting for me… I wonder if they wait together?

I hate spam.

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core dump

Having moved:

Haven’t been actively keeping people posted on my world, at least not via confusion. Several reasons for this but the biggest one, and the one I am going to cover here, is that I moved. I will be staying in Singapore at least another year—assuming I don’t get fired or deported. The flat I was staying in was a large one where the company picked up many of the expenses (including the rent) with the idea that others visiting from the US and Europe offices would stay there and not in a hotel. This, having not worked out, made no sense anymore. So, off to the flat search once more.

This marks the tenth time in ten years I have moved. Which my girlfriend tells me is a sign that I don’t want to put down roots. (So I ask her what size is that ring finger?) I don’t know I don’t like moving when I do it but it fun to explore a new neighborhood. And now I am smack dab in the middle of the edge of Chinatown in Singapore!

The new flat is nice but only one bedroom which means any visitors (don’t know why I should expect visitors, I haven’t had any yet despite several promises from many people) will have to bunk in the “Dragon Hotel” across the street.

Replacing photos:

flickr.com [flickr.com] recently introduced a new, much sought after, feature: photo replacement. This is the big one! This is the feature I have been waiting for. When I started using flickr I was skeptical about the whole thing, already having my photos published on confusion, and I used the confusion images as the basis of my uploads. This means I was uploading the reduced size and quality images (because I reduce the image to a size such that their longest edge is 640 pixels and reduce the JPG quality to 85% for bandwidth and speed reasons.) I have since come to regret that decision, the only problem was that you could not replace an image on flickr. You could delete the original and upload it again, but this would, in effect, reset the image: all comments, statistics, notes, associates, etc would be lost.

Now that the ‘replace’ feature is working I have started the long and painful process of replacing each and everyone of my flickr photos with the full sized image. Currently I have about 800 photos so this is going to take some time. The good thing about having my full sized photos on flickr is that they are backed up and I can take advantage of services like QOOP [qoop.com], which allows me to print poster of books of my images or Englaze [englaze.com] which allows me to make DVD or CD backups and gift discs. This is a good thing.

Now if someone would come up with a service to allow me to backup all my photos to a remote site. I don’t publish my raw photos to flickr and I don’t publish anywhere near all of them. I back them up myself but I don’t trust myself to keep a secure permanent backup. I’m talking the whole nine yards: RAID arrays, tape backup, everything. I guess the fact that users would be pushing gigabytes of data to such a service on a regular basis keeps it from reality. Oh well, I’ll just have to remember to back up my photos all the time.

Paris is burning:

Candice and I will be heading to Paris for a week to join my mother and two of my sisters for some mayhem in December. Thought I expect anything we do will pale compared to what French (and European in general to be fair) racism has done lately. I am surprised that the violence was as light as it was. Burning cars is quite tame compared to the worst case scenario I can imagine.

I don’t think any American who has lived or traveled extensively in Europe can help but see how racist the Europeans are. (I actually believe having lived in Europe and Asia that America must be one of the least racist countries.) Its not that Europeans are all violently racist (thought some are) rather they are ‘passively racist.’ Their attitudes and actions show a disdain and disrespect for anyone not of their ‘tribe’ (which means the French disdain and disrespect the British but both would smile at each other and spit and a non-European, and stand along side another Caucasian to kick a non-Caucasian.) The tolerance of Europe is due to the lack on non-Europeans in Europe. The French are by far the worst, in my experience, but they are all guilty. The problem will only get worse as non-Caucasian immigration continues to grow in Europe. Long before it gets better.

Japan is an island nation:

After braving the riots of Paris in December Candice and I will join J███████ and K–berly on a visit to the island nation that is Japan to annoy Jim-chan once again. In fact we will all celebrate Christmas in Kyoto. Which should be an interesting experience because I understand that Japanese for some reason associate Christmas with KFC. Combined this with bird-flu and the fact that Jim and I are vegetarian and you have a recipe for many bad jokes: and J███████ loves a good pun and anti-vegetarian jab. But hopefully we will have white Christmas. That is the goal.

Having said this I feel I should plug my Japan photos from out last trip, in March 2004. Click for Kyoto [flickr.com], Nikko [flickr.com], Nagano & Matsumoto [flickr.com], Nara [flickr.com] and Tokyo [flickr.com].

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Where is my southpark podcast

When I got my new iPod, with it’s fancy video capability, I was quite surprised by the quality and viewability of the video. I downloaded an episode of “Lost” from the iTMS just to test that all was kosher with my new toy. Everything is peachy.

Except… the content I can get from Apple. I know Lost and Desperate Housewives are popular shows but I don’t think this is the right content for the (current) target audience. Apple should be making deals with comedy central for shows like Southpark. I mean watching an 80 foot satellite grow out or Cartman’s ass is what the geeky early adopters what, not the latest housewife gossip.

Shows like Southpark and The Simpson’s are perfect for a variety of reasons: they are animated so the reduced quality of the H.264 video on the iPod is not a problem, the have large (or in the case of The Simpson’s, huge!) back catalogs of episodes so there is a body of content from day one. They are both still on the air so they will continue to grow pulling in more people to browse the archives each week when a new episode is available. Other shows I’d like to see are the cult classics from the BBC and A&E. And basically anything in syndication, think Gilligan’s Island while your on the bus/metro to work.

And where are the pay-per-download podcasts? How about a monthly subscription to a 30-minute daily news broadcast? If I am a commuter who takes public transportation, then I would pay $10 a month to get the evening news on my iPod at 5:00 before I leave the office and watch it on the train/bus ride home.

Apple should get together with TiVo and produce a TiVo box that has a built in iPod doc to sync your iPod with your recorded TiVo archives.