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How Starhub screwed up it’s World Cup.

After paying $15 million for the exclusive rights to show the World Cup in Singapore the local cable monopoly screwed it all up. Sure all the games were on but the entire episode was a dismal example of how monopolies screw things up from the outset.

First off Starhub should get it’s various groups together to talk about strategy. With less than a week to go in the World Cup Starhub started advertising it’s Smart TV—a DVR. Whoever thought it was a good idea to wait until now should be fired. Half this football mad country should have pushed, prodded and stampeded to to get a DVR before the World Cup if it had been advertised correctly. “Get your Smart TV from Starhub and pause the game when the delivery guy shows up!” I can’t imagine a better time to sell this kind of thing to people than just before the biggest TV event of all. Fire the moron who made that decision.

Second. Starhub provided four channels to watch the world cup on. But even when there were two games on at the same time they only showed one of them on these special channels and they showed the others on some premium channels that somehow were not included in the pay-per-view price of the special channels. When I got up at 3 AM to watch a US game I ended up watching someone else because I don’t subscribe to the over-priced premium sports channels. This must be the only cable provider since the early ’90’s that does not include ESPN as basic cable—this is what government supported monopolies do. Morons.

Finally. Lets revisit these four special channels. There was also an option for the digital cable subscribers to watch the game in a ‘multi-view’ where the four special channels were shown on the same screen. Now instead of using every inch of screen real estate to make this something worth watching the geniuses at Starhub came up with a layout that made the player look like ants, only using 60% of the screen for the windows showing the four channels and reserving the rest of the screen not for advertising—there was a grateful lack of that except for a small Starhub World Cup logo—but instead for nothing. Just a crappy green background. The guy who designed that should get in trouble for wasting my time.

Talk about three ways to screw up a great opportunity. Show your customers you don’t appreciate them and screw up a marketing bonanza.

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ranting

Don’t use a mobile phone in a storm?

I’ve seen this reported in several places, MSNBC [msnbc.msn.com], Slashdot [slashdot.org], The Guardian [guardian.org], and others:

in a letter to the British Medical Journal that usually when someone is struck by lightning, the high resistance of the skin conducts the flash over the body in what is known as a flashover. But if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death.

So my questions is what about other metal objects that I have one and are in contact with my skin all the time? What about my glasses? What about my earrings –surgical steel? What about the copper rivets and button or zipper? Am I going to be lit up like a Christmas tree the next time I take a walk in the rain?

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A Creeping Orwellian State?

The government of Singapore recently unveiled a plan to provide nationwide WiFi access by the end of 2007. Yes. Nationwide WiFi. The Straits Times [straitstimes.com] (you have to pay to see the articles so don’t bother) ran this quote:

Minister for Information, Communications and the Arts Lee Boon Yang said: “We will offer broadband connectivity anywhere, anytime and on any device.”

This is part of a larger package of projects aimed at helping Singapore catch up with places like South Korea and become a truly wired (or wire-less) nation. In addition to the free WiFi there will be a new island wide (very) high speed wired network and computers for the elderly and poor. The whole plan is to be completed by 2015.

But in a country know as the “nanny state” were national ID cards and censorship are the norm. What else could Big Brother do with a nationwide wireless network?

Singapore already has a Road Pricing [wikipedia.org] scheme called ERP that uses RFID cards to charge drivers for entering congested areas at peak times. With a reliable island wide wireless network this could be extended by adding a WiFi antenna and a GPRS unit to every car such that you could dynamically charge people based on things like how long they were actually on the road inside the ERP zone. Once you’ve taken this step it is easy to start tracking cars all the time, charging based on the number of miles driven, the time of day they are driven, event track the speed and issue tickets automatically.

And why stop at tracking cars? Rather than issuing a national ID card why not implant a small wireless transmitter into nationals? Big Brother could have a lot of fun with this one.

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What I believe

I took part in a survey recently to help steer a Political Action Committee (PAC) I have supported before. I was asked to rank the following as I saw their importance:

  • A living wage for all
  • Global leadership through diplomacy
  • Verifiable, accurate elections
  • High quality education for all
  • Balanced federal budget
  • Health care for all
  • Publicly funded elections
  • Preserve our natural resources
  • Energy independence: clean, renewable sources
  • Restored constitutional rights

So this survey was asking me “what do you believe is important for the US Government?” Which got me thinking, what do I believe in, at least when it comes to government? I see both dominant parties as abject failures and self serving profit driven entities and would prefer not to vote for a ‘party,’ neither bleeding heart liberal of cold hearted conservative. So what do I believe?

At the risk of never again finding a good job because someone ‘googled’ my name before setting up an interview, here is what I believe at this point in my life:

  • I believe the Environment is important.
    I believe we should use taxes to encourage people to do the right thing: tax every pound of waste sent into a landfill, cash back for recycling, tax the sale of items that are not packaged in recycled packaging, tax products that can’t be recycled, and tax products that use production methods that are considered harmful to the environment. Make it economical to go green and painful to throw things out. Higher taxes on Fossil fuels lower taxes on renewable energy. More money for NSF research, tax breaks for green buildings and for retrofitting green technology into existing buildings.
  • I believe that Immigration is important for the United States and should be encouraged.
    We should make it easier to immigrate and harder to cross the border without a pass. We should make basic English skills a requirement for citizenship and offer free classes to all who would be citizens because speaking English will unlock many doors for them.
  • I believe in the right to privacy and I regret that the founding fathers did not spell it out.
    I believe that congress should make no laws limiting what consenting adults can do in the privacy of their homes or what they can and cannot do with their bodies. I believe we may need to amend the constitution to enshrine this law.
  • I believe that the laws of the land need to be reviewed.
    Old laws that have been over turned or are not enforced should be removed from the books. I believe that once this is done every adult in the US should receive a copy of the code of the US for their reference. Ignorance is not a defense.
  • I believe in states rights.
    The federal government should stay out of local issues.
  • I believe that America needs to work hard to regain the moral high ground.
    Immediately cease all covert overseas activities, publicly acknowledge them and apologize for them. Cease all domestic covert activities, publicly acknowledge them and apologize for them. Stop torture, stop arbitrary imprisonment, stop extra-judicial activities and apologize for them. Pay our UN bill. Live up to the treaties and international conventions we have signed. Ask the governments of Afghanistan and Iraq how we can be of service to them and do as they ask. Stop foreign military aid; all of it. Review all foreign aid. Give less money directly, it only encourages corruption. Give more money to the IMF, World Bank, UNICEF, and other UN agencies, Fight to abolish the permanent seats on the UN Security Council. Learn the value of soft power. Spend as much on peace as we do on war.
  • I believe in personal responsibility.
    Make the law reflect this.
  • I believe in Welfare in so far as a decent pay should be provided for a decent days labor.
    If you don’t have a job and need money then report to the local government house for a task at the end of the day, assuming you have worked you will be paid for your work. Come back tomorrow if you need more money. I believe that there is enough work to do that no one should sit at home and collect welfare, you should have to work for it each and every day you collect it. Even if you dig a ditch in the morning and fill it in after lunch (which of course would be provided by others who needed a job for the day.)
  • I believe in corporal punishment.
    The US could learn a lot from Singapore. I don’t believe in rehabilitative punishment 200 years of attempts to rehabilitate have lead to a system that makes things worse.
  • I believe Capital punishment should be ended.
    Because it simply does not work. Either fix the system or end the system.
  • I believe in what I believe in.
    I believe that Church is important to many Americans. So are Mosque and Temple and Synagogue and Shrines and many other things I am not aware of. I believe this means that these things should be dealt with outside of government and that people should not be allowed to force their beliefs on others under the auspices of the government.
  • I believe that government funded research should be for the good of all.
    Therefore the results of government funded research should be in the public domain. I believe we should help to pay for drug development only if that development is aimed at diseases and health problems that affect a significant portion of the global population not 1% of 5% of the global population.
  • I believe Politics should not be a career but a duty.
    I believe to help enforce this we should make a law excluding any and all publicly elected officials from running for office during their term. This means that while in office a politician is not allowed to campaign—for themselves of any other candidate. During a term in office you should be doing your job not convincing people of how well you’ve done your job.

As you can see I will never get elected to public office unless I resort to lying. And this is one of the biggest problems in politics today. The rhetoric does not match the reality. It’s not even the same language. There are too many bad people in politics. It attracts too many corrupt people who have turned the system into one big grinding wheel so that no one of high ideals will ever make a difference, long before they achieve a position where they could make a difference they will have been corrupted and turned into just another crooked politician.

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Shanghai, China — March/April 2006

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Five days in Shanghai is too much –unless you’ve got family or friends to visit, business to conduct or serious shopping to do. There is not much for the Lonely Planet toting backpacker. A few small pockets of the China all westerners long to see –tea houses, pagodas, temples and beautiful gardens. Most of Shanghai is filled with modern high rises –a testament to the waking dragon’s economic powers– spotted between older communist building projects, many now little more than slums. Here and there you can still see a bit of the past.

The Bund [wikipedia.org] is still lined with western buildings in ‘Romanesque, Gothic, Renaissance, Baroque, Neo-Classical, Beaux Arts, and Art Deco’ styles –if you are an architecture lover it’s worth the visit. Filled with western tourists and business men it’s not that interesting, but good for it’s reverse culture shock –you feel like you’re in London more than Shanghai, until the hawkers spot you– and it’s bars and pubs. The night life is alive and well along the Bund so if you’re up for some partying; have at.

I stayed in a small hotel on the southwest side of Shanghai. My room was on the third floor over looking a small but busy street. I had a large window to look out on the city. The view was not beautiful; smog was constant and construction was omnipresent. Highrise cranes filled the skyline, almost as common as telephone poles. From my little hotel room I explored the local neighborhoods for at least a few hours every day. One of the first things that was obvious was the juxtaposition of housing. In a few blocks you might pass a 20+ story modern western style apartment block, a multi-story dilapidated communist housing unit, and older low level concrete housing which amounts today to little more then rubble and ruins.

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The people who lived among the ruins seem to be the major entrepreneurs of the city selling anything you want; food, drinks, clothing, bikes, parts, you name it. There was a lot of great street food and these vendors seemed to be the most friendly of the people I met in China on this trip. They would yell ‘hello’ and wave me over to see what they had. Pointing out what I could buy in broken English. The most persistent at this were the pirate DVD vendors –which appeared every night when the sun went down and were as common as bikes. There was at least 2 or 3 guys selling DVDs on every block.

China says it is doing all it can to tackle the piracy industry, but I don’t buy it. A few hundred cases and few hundred arrests? In one night a few hundred police in Shanghai could increase that number by at least an order or magnitude. On the other hand given the booming business that these pirated DVDs (and other goods) do I expect that if China really cracked down on this industry –even only enough to drive it truly underground as opposed to the current in-plain-sight state– the economy might grind to a halt causing a major problem. The only thing is the communists can’t admit that publicly, they can’t say “we are not in a position to stop the street vendors, it’s too much of a risk, the problem is too big, it could cause a major recession. Instead we are going to go after the root of the problem; the factories, the sweat shops and the organized crime. Thereby driving the street vendors away from the piracy industry in a more orderly fashion preventing any major negative economic consequences.” Oh well, the Party is never wrong I suppose. Piracy is, and I suspect will remain for some time, an endemic problem in China’s big cities.

After a couple of days in the concrete jungle of Shanghai I decided to head out of the city for a day trip. After looking over the options presented in the guide book I decide to head to Hangzhou [wikipedia.org] to see the famous West Lake [wikipedia.org]. This turned into a nightmare. First I got up at 5:30 in the morning to get ready and head to the train station –a 45 minute journey from my hotel by Metro/walking– as the first train passing through both Shanghai and Hangshou departed at 7:00. Once there I was confronted with the utter and complete chaos of the ticketing system. Twenty or so windows server tickets at the Shanghai railway station but not a one had anything resembling a line at it. Instead it was a push, shove, kick, and scream your way to the front and then do whatever you can to get the attention of the ticket seller; yell, shove money under the window, knock on the window. Do whatever you can. Chinese have no concept of a queue, twice now –in Beijing and in Shanghai– I have witnessed this lack of basic common sense and twice I have been utterly defeated by it.

After battling my way to the ‘English speaking’ counter it closed. Right in front of me. So I had to battle my way to another counter. Where I said ‘Ye. Hangzhou’ which means (kinda) ‘One. Hangzhou.’ The attendant looked at me. Typed something. Shook her head. Typed something else. Shook her head. Typed once more. Shook her head and looked at me saying ‘Bu’ which means ‘no.’ Then she pointed back down the row of windows and said ‘Engahrish.’ So I dodged and weaved my way back towards the only English speaking window in the station. By now it was 7:00. Missed that train.

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Meanwhile at the English speaking window the old haggard looking woman who had closed the window in my face had been replaced by a young fresh lady with a big smile. After swatting away several hands full of money belonging to others trying to get tickets while I was at the window I managed to tell her I wanted to go to Hangzhou.

“No tickets for 7, no tickets for 8:30. Standing room only for the 11:30. You want,” she asked.

‘Shit, there goes my day,’ I thought, “yes,” I said, “and return tonight?”

“Only 5 PM. Standing room.”

“Um. Ok.” ‘It’s a two hour trip so I’ll still have 4 hours or so’ I thought.

At least the tickets were cheep. I think I paid like US$3 in total. And I got exactly what I paid for… The train to Hangzhou was close to an hour late leaving Shanghai and was two hours of smoke between-the-cars and two-feet-from the nasty squatter toilet hell.

So by the time I got to Hangzhou it was 2:30. Then I had to take a cab to the shores of the actual West Lake… 30 minutes. This means I only had about an hour and 15 minutes to walk around the impressive and large West Lake –the lake the grounds of the Summer Palace [wikipedia.org] outside Beijing are based on– if I wanted to safely make it back to the train station, just in case my train was on time.

The whole reason I went to Hangzhou over some of the other sites in the guide book was to see the ‘ten attractions’ noted by the Emperor Qianlong: Spring Dawn on the Su Causeway (苏堤春晓), Listining Orioles Singing in the Willows (柳浪闻莺), View Fish in the Flower Harbour (花港观鱼),Lotus in the Breeze at the Winding Courtyard (曲苑风荷),Evening Bells at the Nanping Mountain (南屏晚钟),Autumn Moon over a Calm Lake (平湖秋月),Evening Sunshine over Leifeng Pagoda (雷峰夕照),Three Pools Mirroring the Moon (三潭印月), Melting Snow on Broken Bridge (断桥残雪), Twin Peaks Piercing the Clouds (双峰插云). Of which I managed to see exactly none.

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And then back to the train station for another late train and two more hours of stale smoke and shit smells. West Lake was beautiful and very peaceful if a little too much over ‘turistified’ by official renovations to exploit the tourists. But overall I’d say my trip was a waste of a day. The lesson of all this: make your ticket reservations days in advance.

That was about the end of my running around. I had an afternoon flight on Sunday so I did a little shopping and tried to get a good day time photo of the Bund and Pudong skyline (failed, too much smog.) Then a very long ride to the airport and a relaxing Singapore Airlines flight back to the clean, orderly, non-chaos of Singapore. Yes the nanny state has it’s great advantages.