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I’m going to hell…

January 5th, 2009

And here’s why:

I—: Mornin. Is sunday busy in little india?

beggs: Yea.

I—: Thanks man. Opted for red dot and sleepy arab 1/4. Which reminds me, you given any further thought to full beardiness? Mullah Beggerly has a certain ring to it.

beggs: Haha. You have to clear it with the wife — but I guess being a mullah means the wife does not get a say.

I—: sure enough.

beggs: I could be Mullah beggs the militant vegetarian atheist.

I—: As a career move i think we’re on to something. allow me to offer my services as your agent. Motivational speaking at weddings, bar mitzvahs, beheadings, etc.

beggs: given the current economic situation I’ll have to seriously consider it.

Of course I don’t really believe in hell so… I guess it’s like going to beautiful northern New Jersey — don’t believe it, doesn’t exist, can’t go there.

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