And here’s why:
I—: Mornin. Is sunday busy in little india?
I—: Thanks man. Opted for red dot and sleepy arab 1/4. Which reminds me, you given any further thought to full beardiness? Mullah Beggerly has a certain ring to it.
beggs: Haha. You have to clear it with the wife—but I guess being a mullah means the wife does not get a say.
I—: sure enough.
beggs: I could be Mullah beggs the militant vegetarian atheist.
I—: As a career move i think we’re on to something. allow me to offer my services as your agent. Motivational speaking at weddings, bar mitzvahs, beheadings, etc.
beggs: given the current economic situation I’ll have to seriously consider it.
Of course I don’t really believe in hell so… I guess it’s like going to beautiful northern New Jersey—don’t believe it, doesn’t exist, can’t go there.