I’m going to hell…

And here’s today’s reason why:

I███: Mornin. Is sunday busy in little india?

beggs: Yea.

I███: Thanks man. Opted for red dot and sleepy arab 1/4. Which reminds me, you given any further thought to full beardiness? Mullah Beggerly has a certain ring to it.

beggs: Haha. You have to clear it with the wife—but I guess being a mullah means the wife does not get a say.

I███: sure enough.

beggs: I could be Mullah beggs the militant vegetarian atheist.

I███: As a career move i think we’re on to something. allow me to offer my services as your agent. Motivational speaking at weddings, bar mitzvahs, beheadings, etc.

beggs: given the current economic situation I’ll have to seriously consider it.

Of course I don’t really believe in hell so… I guess it’s like going to beautiful northern New Jersey—I don’t believe in it, it doesn’t exist, you can’t go there.